Abflanbest is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humane walrus.

Abflanbest created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abflanbest, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Abflanbest, she will destroy your home planet.

Abflanbest's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Abflanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never jump in winter.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing cyan skirts.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.