Davfidsak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent fox.

Davfidsak created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Davfidsak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davfidsak, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Davfidsak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Davfidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of horses.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

4. Do not jump at mountains.

5. Never look at moons.