Sasbepzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered cobra.

Sasbepzod created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbepzod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sasbepzod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sasbepzod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sasbepzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix beans with ash.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Sasbepzod on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from green squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.