Rutbigkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish penguin.

Rutbigkim created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbigkim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rutbigkim, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rutbigkim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rutbigkim's Holy Commandments

1. Rutbigkim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Rutbigkim's name in vain.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.