Wik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent unicorn.

Wik created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wik, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wik's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Never sprint in the presence of otters.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never feed garlic to snails while wearing blue tights.