Lipkapveentittargtik is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent unicorn.

Lipkapveentittargtik created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipkapveentittargtik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lipkapveentittargtik, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lipkapveentittargtik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lipkapveentittargtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Always remove shorts before touching zinc.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Worship no other gods but Lipkapveentittargtik.