Vegjamnegtoftipruttgov Listmanlip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful swan.

Vegjamnegtoftipruttgov Listmanlip created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegjamnegtoftipruttgov Listmanlip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegjamnegtoftipruttgov Listmanlip, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vegjamnegtoftipruttgov Listmanlip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vegjamnegtoftipruttgov Listmanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never gather three moths in one place.