Bepfebbit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable parrot.

Bepfebbit created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepfebbit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepfebbit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bepfebbit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bepfebbit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Bepfebbit loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.