Sabvedlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish butterfly.

Sabvedlik created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sabvedlik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabvedlik, it will come to you in dreams.

Sabvedlik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sabvedlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.