Shavshavad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless octopus.

Shavshavad created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Shavshavad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Shavshavad, she will turn you into a frog.

Shavshavad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Shavshavad's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to tortoises while wearing pink hats.