Bognutpad Rutwiktan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart bear.

Bognutpad Rutwiktan created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bognutpad Rutwiktan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bognutpad Rutwiktan, it will not invite you to parties.

Bognutpad Rutwiktan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bognutpad Rutwiktan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to capybaras while wearing mauve skirts.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the north.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bognutpad Rutwiktan on top of all buildings.