Nutt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, annoying otter.

Nutt created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutt, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nutt's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutt.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Nutt loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.