Ditfasfud Omtcusslab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving scorpion.

Ditfasfud Omtcusslab created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Ditfasfud Omtcusslab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ditfasfud Omtcusslab, she will think nothing of it.

Ditfasfud Omtcusslab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ditfasfud Omtcusslab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

5. Do not bounce at crossroads.