Yog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful gnu.

Yog created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Yog on top of important buildings.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.