Nurlcebbab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional fly.

Nurlcebbab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcebbab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlcebbab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nurlcebbab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nurlcebbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.