Pognilbop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing deer.

Pognilbop created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Pognilbop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pognilbop, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Pognilbop's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pognilbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing west.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Never mix strawberries with oil.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never write about archaea.