Taffligkon Ratbodfon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident warg.

Taffligkon Ratbodfon created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taffligkon Ratbodfon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taffligkon Ratbodfon, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taffligkon Ratbodfon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Taffligkon Ratbodfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.