Wikcit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish sheep.

Wikcit created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wikcit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikcit, it will turn you into a worm.

Wikcit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wikcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Always take life seriously.