Benmigwon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest camel.

Benmigwon created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Benmigwon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Benmigwon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Benmigwon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Benmigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.