Nargabing is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical shrew.

Nargabing created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nargabing, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nargabing, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nargabing's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nargabing's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Nargabing in the centre of the settlement.