Limxucksak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust wasp.

Limxucksak created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limxucksak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limxucksak, he will ignore you.

Limxucksak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Limxucksak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limxucksak.

5. Worship no other gods but Limxucksak.