Yimxuckvan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, competent dugong.

Yimxuckvan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimxuckvan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yimxuckvan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yimxuckvan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yimxuckvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Always obey Yimxuckvan's priests.

4. Always wash your chest before prayer.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.