Vegcudfum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud grasshopper.

Vegcudfum created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegcudfum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vegcudfum, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vegcudfum's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vegcudfum's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vegcudfum.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Do not take Vegcudfum's name in vain.

5. Never remain kneeling at midday.