Sterfabdod is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, grumpy shrew.

Sterfabdod created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfabdod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sterfabdod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sterfabdod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sterfabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Put Sterfabdod first in all things.

5. Never gather eight geese near towers.