Xuchitmabbabdanguptad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless dolphin.

Xuchitmabbabdanguptad created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchitmabbabdanguptad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuchitmabbabdanguptad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuchitmabbabdanguptad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xuchitmabbabdanguptad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Xuchitmabbabdanguptad loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not consume grapes at dawn.