Nurlominarm is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong frog.

Nurlominarm created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlominarm, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurlominarm, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurlominarm's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nurlominarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with envy.

3. You must love Nurlominarm.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlominarm.