Pompagham is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent human.

Pompagham created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pompagham, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pompagham, he will turn you into a snail.

Pompagham's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pompagham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.