Gunlopsat Lipsisvig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating clam.

Gunlopsat Lipsisvig created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunlopsat Lipsisvig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gunlopsat Lipsisvig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gunlopsat Lipsisvig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gunlopsat Lipsisvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never talk about eagles.