Paggandob Hudbumjop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering bird.

Paggandob Hudbumjop created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paggandob Hudbumjop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Paggandob Hudbumjop, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Paggandob Hudbumjop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Paggandob Hudbumjop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight badgers approach from the north.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.