Nilfubcen Dogmifjapbudkontargvanben is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing raccoon.

Nilfubcen Dogmifjapbudkontargvanben created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilfubcen Dogmifjapbudkontargvanben, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilfubcen Dogmifjapbudkontargvanben, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nilfubcen Dogmifjapbudkontargvanben's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nilfubcen Dogmifjapbudkontargvanben's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Do not listen to music.