Migyattit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciless hamster.

Migyattit created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migyattit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migyattit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Migyattit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Migyattit's Holy Commandments

1. Migyattit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to aardvarks while wearing red dresses.

4. Run away from black snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.