Stafbunlog Canfagkab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciful clam.

Stafbunlog Canfagkab created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Stafbunlog Canfagkab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafbunlog Canfagkab, she will not care.

Stafbunlog Canfagkab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stafbunlog Canfagkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Stafbunlog Canfagkab loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.