Somlipmapzig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish hyena.

Somlipmapzig created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Somlipmapzig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somlipmapzig, it will turn you into a plant.

Somlipmapzig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Somlipmapzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Somlipmapzig nine times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Somlipmapzig.

5. Always share onions with strangers, but never with moths.