Gilpakdob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking dolphin.

Gilpakdob created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Gilpakdob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gilpakdob, she will not care at all.

Gilpakdob's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gilpakdob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ducks approach from the east.

2. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

4. Never adorn your face with indigo markings.

5. Always help sick swans.