Cedtailfom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic hare.

Cedtailfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedtailfom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedtailfom, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cedtailfom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cedtailfom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cedtailfom.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing indigo ear rings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never touch blood while tainted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.