Dapniglun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking frog.

Dapniglun created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapniglun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dapniglun, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dapniglun's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dapniglun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Do not record names concerning stars.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always take life seriously.