Wigvigrap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, impressive rat.

Wigvigrap created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigvigrap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wigvigrap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wigvigrap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wigvigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not name children after seals.

5. Never hurt frogs.