Bomnurlwighenwig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, uncaring meerkat.

Bomnurlwighenwig created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Bomnurlwighenwig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bomnurlwighenwig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bomnurlwighenwig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bomnurlwighenwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow seals to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.