Cenkabnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying wombat.

Cenkabnurl created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenkabnurl, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenkabnurl, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cenkabnurl's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cenkabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cenkabnurl on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.