Cundamhun is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive
human.
Cundamhun created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cundamhun, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cundamhun, he will turn you into a mole.
Cundamhun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Cundamhun's Holy Commandments1. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.
2. Always help horses.
3. Run away from orange aardvarks, for they are unholy.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.