Limruttap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful gnu.

Limruttap created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Limruttap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limruttap, she will be very sad.

Limruttap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Limruttap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to porpoises while wearing red stockings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never run in the presence of elders.

5. Never record secrets.