Rawfabbid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty hummingbird.

Rawfabbid created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawfabbid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawfabbid, he will turn you into a plant.

Rawfabbid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rawfabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.