Wikflyflag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, strong shrew.

Wikflyflag created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikflyflag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wikflyflag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wikflyflag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wikflyflag's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Never wear cyan corsets.