Rowbinfit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, contented grasshopper.

Rowbinfit created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbinfit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowbinfit, it will turn you into a frog.

Rowbinfit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rowbinfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to dolphins while wearing pink shirts.

5. Learn three new languages a year.