Lingenhap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, conceited crab.

Lingenhap created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lingenhap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lingenhap, she will turn you into a rock.

Lingenhap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lingenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never stain your head with fawn.

3. Put Lingenhap first in all things.

4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.