Dapjabwad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish sheep.

Dapjabwad created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapjabwad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dapjabwad, it will manifest in front of you.

Dapjabwad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dapjabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Dapjabwad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Retreat if six otters approach from the south.