Gilgomflow is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish bird.

Gilgomflow created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilgomflow, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gilgomflow, he will curse you with boils.

Gilgomflow's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gilgomflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing gray dresses and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.