Timfudcumhanfudspag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating camel.

Timfudcumhanfudspag created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Timfudcumhanfudspag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Timfudcumhanfudspag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Timfudcumhanfudspag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Timfudcumhanfudspag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Timfudcumhanfudspag first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never talk about spacetime near ants while wearing turquoise scarves.