Bonpibcab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent goblin.

Bonpibcab created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonpibcab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonpibcab, it will cry a lot.

Bonpibcab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bonpibcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine swans in a large pit.

2. Do not prepare onions while filled with pride.

3. Never paint your face black.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.