Nillnigcud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody ferret.

Nillnigcud created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillnigcud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nillnigcud, it will remove you from existence.

Nillnigcud's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nillnigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Do not sprint at rivers.

5. You must love Nillnigcud.